Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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