Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
COCAINE IS GR8
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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