Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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