i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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