you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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