i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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