The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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