that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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