Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I take back everything I said about communal showers
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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