You work out of a Hotel?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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