just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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