i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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