youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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