Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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