I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
