dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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