I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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