I just saw a hot homeless man
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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