You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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