Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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