Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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