real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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