Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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