You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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