i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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