Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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