for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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