I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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