right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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