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• (360): View more from Washington

  I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.

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  I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.

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• (646): View more from New York

  So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  what's for breakfast?

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Advil and throwup

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• (206): View more from Washington

  At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.

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