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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(361): I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness. http://tfl.nu/49ei

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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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(315): He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water... http://tfl.nu/f31b

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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo

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(317): We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo http://tfl.nu/qbn3

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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.

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(303): She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub. http://tfl.nu/e0e1

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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.

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(847): Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy. http://tfl.nu/37ux

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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR

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Don't text me with that hand

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(410): SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR (610): Don't text me with that hand http://tfl.nu/c1bj

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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.

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(941): We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships. http://tfl.nu/x14j

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?

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(+44): you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck? http://tfl.nu/szfq

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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!

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(707): Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital! http://tfl.nu/x7o2

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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"

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(402): The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?" http://tfl.nu/ovas

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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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(540): I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end. http://tfl.nu/cc0x

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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.

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(956): He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex. http://tfl.nu/esb3

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation

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(902): you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation http://tfl.nu/4hrf

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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist

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(248): Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist http://tfl.nu/44g9

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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.

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(519): Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy. http://tfl.nu/3ipa

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