forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.