idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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The beer is more important than you right now.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.