And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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