what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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