well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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