I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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