whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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