I got chris browned last night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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