Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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