Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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