SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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