in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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