I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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