Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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