Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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