i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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