You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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