why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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