is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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