Whod you bang
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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