Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The air was thick with penises
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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