8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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