i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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