I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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