Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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