It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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