people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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