Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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